"According to the New York Daily News, a New Jersey City Councilman named Steve Lipski got so drunk at a Grateful Dead tribute band concert -- not even the Grateful Dead, a Grateful Dead tribute band concert -- he urinated off the balcony of the nightclub onto the people below. A politician urinating on people. Or, as Senator Larry Craig calls that, foreplay"
Speaking of New Jersey, here's a great story. There's a guy, NJ Councilman maybe you know the guy, Steve Lipski, does that name ring a bell, Steve Lipski? Well over the weekend he's at a party at a night club in Washington, DC and people are having fun dancing, drinking beer and he's up in the balcony taking a leak on them. And so they arrested the guy and it's like a big big story and when Senator Larry, Craig, you remember Senator Larry Craig? Well when he heard about it he said well see that's why I entertain in a mens room. Make's perfect sense to me Larry. But now he's on the road to recovery. Lipski says he's giving up alcohol but not urinating off balconies. And my god he's here tonight, Steve Lipski take a bow Steve. What a hip guy.(Note by Jason: He wasn't actually in the audience, they just panned up to the balcony)
