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What if Ben & Jerry's had New Jersey politics flavors?

by: Jeff Gardner

Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 02:30:00 PM EST

So, I'm clearing out my inbox after a long week, and I stumble upon the latest viral email - a list of new would-be Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors created for George W. Bush (in response to B&J's real "Yes Pecan!" flavor made for Obama). Some of my favorites:

- WMDelicious
- Death by Chocolate... and Torture
- Grape Depression
- Housing Crunch
and, of course, the irresistable:
- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf_____... Swirl

(The rest of the Bush list is below the fold.)

So, what does this have to do with New Jersey you ask? Well, nothing. But, a list like this could get you wondering ... what if Ben & Jerry's had New Jersey politics flavors? What might they taste like?

Your New Jersey political flavor ideas in the comments would be sweet. Sweet like Joe Ferriero's double dipped chocolate chip indictmint.

Jeff Gardner :: What if Ben & Jerry's had New Jersey politics flavors?

Try some of these delicious new Bush flavors:

- Abu Grape - Cluster Fudge
- Nut'n Accomplished - Iraqi Road
- Chock 'n Awe - WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler - Guantanmallow
- imPeachmint - Heck of a Job, Brownie!
- Neocon Politan - RockyRoad to Fascism
- The Reese's-cession - Cookie D'oh!
- Nougalar Proliferation - Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
- Credit Crunch - Mission Pecanplished
- Country Pumpkin - Chunky Monkey in Chief
- Chocolate Chimp - Bloody Sundae

- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe

and last but not least, the mother of all Bush flavors...

- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts.

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Sprinkles. n/t (0.00 / 0)

by: Jeff Gardner @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 13:35:52 PM CST

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It's so mean .... but I couldn't resist. (4.00 / 3)

Public Pisstachio (Steve Lipski Special, with nuts)

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.

by: Rosi Efthim @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 13:55:27 PM CST

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a few more (4.00 / 1)

Scott Nuts a plenty Garrett

NJ Budget Crunch

B.C.D.Oh my gawd, what a clusterfuck

Get the facts about right wing lightweight politician Chris Christie

by: Adam L a/k/a clammyc @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 14:49:42 PM CST

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Anonymous submission by email ... (4.00 / 2)

Jim "Sex on the" Beach

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.

by: Rosi Efthim @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 15:00:43 PM CST

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mmmmm (4.00 / 1)

Superfundae Sundae?

Jay_Lass on Twitter.

by: Jay Lassiter @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 15:04:26 PM CST

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Spumoni Under the Table (4.00 / 1)

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.

by: Rosi Efthim @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 15:08:01 PM CST

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Shared Services Borough & Township Swirl (0.00 / 0)

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.

by: Rosi Efthim @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 15:09:40 PM CST

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double mmmm (0.00 / 0)

Asbury Shortcake.

Jay_Lass on Twitter.

by: Jay Lassiter @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 15:10:36 PM CST

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Cuban Coffee with Menendez (0.00 / 0)

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.

by: Rosi Efthim @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 15:11:17 PM CST

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Try some delicious (4.00 / 2)

Marcia-mallow Karrow-mel

by: Jeff Gardner @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 15:14:31 PM CST

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Mike Doherty Cookie D'Oh! (0.00 / 0)

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.

by: Rosi Efthim @ Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 15:56:34 PM CST

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Ice cream flavour (4.00 / 1)

BUSHWACKEDUS with NUTS

by: soularddave @ Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 00:34:51 AM CST

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by: Jeff Gardner

Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 02:30:00 PM EST

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