That's DOCTOR Melli to you!

by: Thurman Hart

Fri Aug 15, 2008 at 07:57:02 PM EDT

Congrats to Juan Melli for progressing beyond the ranks of "Mister Melli". Having defended his silly thesis successfully, he is now all-but officially "Doctor Melli".

Juan was unavailable for comment due to his desire to celebrate with his formerly-conjoined twin at SeaWorld. Here's a picture of the Melli twins back in the days when they spent their days lounging in the sun and munching raw fish:

Yes, my photoshop skill suck. No real dolphins - or Juan - were injured in this stupid comedy attempt.

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That's DOCTOR Melli to you! | 5 comments

Congrats Juan (4.00 / 2)

even though you threw us under the bus to become a media mogul at PNJ, we still love the hell outta ya.

by: Thurman Hart @ Sat Aug 16, 2008 at 00:02:56 AM UTC

Uhhh...hoss? (4.00 / 2)

That cannot be a picture of The Melli Twins.

No "The Tie". Back to the drawing board, bubba. ;-)

Congratulations, Honorable and August His Grace Sir Dr. Mr. Juan Melli PhD. A. C. E. M.O.U.S.E. E.I.E.I.O.

Now, there is one bit of time-honored tradition that must be attended to by every person that successfully defends their thesis:

Go get drunk.

The nom de plume has a long and distinguished history.

by: Tandalayo Scheisskopf @ Sat Aug 16, 2008 at 00:51:23 AM UTC

Congratulations Juan (4.00 / 1)

I think it's amazing that you won so many awards as a blogger while doing a PhD in engineering.

Frank LoBiondo Record and Jon Runyan Watch

by: Hopeful @ Sat Aug 16, 2008 at 01:32:12 AM UTC

Mazel tov! (0.00 / 0)

Congrats, Dr. Mell!

But now of course we have to worry about the Jersey brain drain...it tends to lead straight to North Carolina these days :-(.

by: pennquaker08 @ Sun Aug 17, 2008 at 20:44:24 PM UTC

Wow! (0.00 / 0)

Awesome, Dr. Juan. Congratulations. Did you know that more prople with advanced degress voted for Kerry in 2006 than Bush? Now you're in that demographic group!

by: tracey @ Mon Aug 18, 2008 at 02:55:07 AM UTC