Quote of the Day: Sexual Specialties

Has he been talking (4.00 / 1)

the Pennsylvania "Man-on-dog" coalition or something?  One wonders what "other kinds" of "specialties" he considered...

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by: Thurman Hart @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 00:11:29 AM UTC

My specialty is french fries (4.00 / 5)

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by: FogerRox @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 06:34:56 AM UTC

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But Wait! (0.00 / 0)

Roger!  Since NJ can't affort BT spray, it's our new tent catipillar contraceptive.

So now we can get rid of the Dept of Agriculture and substitute it with French Fries, er, Freedom Fries.

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by: SmartyJones @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 14:17:27 PM UTC

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Is it really necessary (0.00 / 0)

to be so disrespectful of our man-footed friends - eve if they are humping a piece of tuber?

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by: Thurman Hart @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 17:26:36 PM UTC

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many specialties (0.00 / 0)

Wonder if there's any experts in the subspecialities of said sexual specialties.

I don't know if the good mayor is being vague, ignorant, or dismissive/judgmental.

Happy pride day :>  Missing NJ!


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by: los anjalis @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 01:51:28 AM UTC

That is HILARIOUS! (0.00 / 0)

Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that.  I am crying though.  That man is Too Funny.  We should have a contest for funniest mayor......

One Vote.  Yours.  It really does matter.

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by: carolh @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 02:03:23 AM UTC

Pride pic (4.00 / 1)

an oversized chair for our oversize ambition sassiness!

activist for hire.

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by: Jay Lassiter @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 15:27:48 PM UTC

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Did Gallagher know you were using his chair for propaganda? n/t (0.00 / 0)

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by: PocketAces @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 19:08:25 PM UTC

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That's it! That's it! Thank you Mayor Cresitello! (4.00 / 6)

We in the LGBT community have been searching for so long for a word that would encapsulate lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, intersex, queer, questioning and two-spirited - and you finally came up with a term that my parents would love!  

This is awesome!   I'm calling up my mom right this very moment.  She'll love this word!  

Why, I can picture it now.  My mom, in all her Linda Richman from Saturday Night Live glory - same look, same voice - exclaiming at the Mah Jongg table on the Lanai Deck of her apartment building:  

"Sylvia, you'll never guess!  Steven has a specialty!"

"Mazel tov!  He's an orthodontist?  A cardiologist?"

"No, Sylvia, the word speaks of itself.  Pass the bread and the I-can't-believe-it's not butter.  He's got a specialty!"

 

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by: Steven Goldstein, Garden State Equality chair @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 02:55:52 AM UTC

My big question was... (0.00 / 0)

...does being transgendered involve a three year or four year residency?  Or is that more of a fellowship after a residency in another "speciality"?

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by: PocketAces @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 03:42:51 AM UTC

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But what about the Transylvanians? (0.00 / 0)

Hmmmm.... I don't know. But maybe that explains the white lab coats in ... this.

Yeah, that's right. I couldn't resist.

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

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by: Rosi Efthim @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 04:12:10 AM UTC

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Obama is leaving theTrinity congregation (4.00 / 3)

and seeking a new church, can the speculation be far behind that Obama will prove to be trans-sectual?

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by: FogerRox @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 06:40:47 AM UTC

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Any intern programs (0.00 / 0)

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by: FogerRox @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 06:36:27 AM UTC

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that is DOPE (0.00 / 0)

he's got a specialty -- hee-haw-larious!

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by: los anjalis @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 04:06:54 AM UTC

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During my time in the music business... (0.00 / 0)

I knew a guy whose specialty was pipe wrenches, cold cream and rubber gloves.

I am sure such a thing would give Cresitello one of those right-behind-the-left-eye headaches, like Herbert Lom in "The Pink Panther" movies.

The nom de plume has a long and distinguished history.

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by: Tandalayo Scheisskopf @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 04:56:30 AM UTC

Well, Cresitello lost my vote! (4.00 / 2)

nt

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by: huntsu @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 11:26:47 AM UTC

It's the next day (4.00 / 1)

and I'm STILL laughing!

One Vote.  Yours.  It really does matter.

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by: carolh @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 13:39:48 PM UTC

I know. Me too. (4.00 / 1)

And thanks to Roger, I'm never going to look at a French fry the same way again, either, I'll tell you that.


It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

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by: Rosi Efthim @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 13:50:48 PM UTC

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Rosie, will you specialize with me? (0.00 / 0)

Oh, wait, I'm not sure that's possible but it sounds hot.

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by: Steven Goldstein, Garden State Equality chair @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 22:11:14 PM UTC

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Anytime, sweet boy (0.00 / 0)

You bring the French fries, Steven, and I'll bring the vodka. And of course, the pipe wrenches, cold cream and rubber gloves.

My, my, that does sound hot.

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

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by: Rosi Efthim @ Tue Jun 03, 2008 at 00:18:36 AM UTC

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Anytime, sweet boy (0.00 / 0)

You bring the French fries, Steven, and I'll bring the vodka. And of course, the pipe wrenches, cold cream and rubber gloves.

My, my, that does sound hot.

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

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by: Rosi Efthim @ Tue Jun 03, 2008 at 00:18:36 AM UTC

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Or caterpillars :o (0.00 / 0)

One Vote.  Yours.  It really does matter.

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by: carolh @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 22:49:34 PM UTC

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What is wrong with Morristown? (0.00 / 0)

How did this guy ever get elected Mayor of a city that is as cool as Morristown?  What were these people smoking on Election Day?  I don't think that my Republican Mayor would ever say anything that stupid.

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by: Bertin Lefkovic @ Mon Jun 02, 2008 at 18:00:36 PM UTC