Sabrin: No Citizenship by Ceremony for Babies

Ring the jar (4.00 / 1)

if you think citizenship ceremonies should not be performed on newborns.

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by: Thurman Hart @ Mon May 05, 2008 at 16:43:07 PM UTC

Hay muchas personas (4.00 / 1)

...en los estados unidos quien hablan mas que solo una lingua.

Inclusivo Jay Lassiter.


activist for hire.

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by: Jay Lassiter @ Mon May 05, 2008 at 16:51:56 PM UTC

En el caso de Jay (4.00 / 1)

... pienso que es 3 idiomas que él habla.

Bin ich korrekt?

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by: Jeff Gardner @ Mon May 05, 2008 at 18:47:00 PM UTC

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Mein Gott, Schwester (0.00 / 0)

Warum hast Du mich gefragt ob ich drei Sprache sprechen kann?  DU WEISST SCHOEN DASS ICH VIELE kenne!!

Bist du besoffen oder was?

Auf jeden fall, hast Du mein email bekommt?

activist for hire.

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by: Jay Lassiter @ Mon May 05, 2008 at 19:00:51 PM UTC

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Sie sind lustig (0.00 / 0)

Pero, puesto que mi español es mucho mejor que mi alemán, solamente voy a decir sí - recibí tu email, y te llamaré más tarde.

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by: Jeff Gardner @ Mon May 05, 2008 at 19:16:49 PM UTC

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Oh, the insults I could hurl. (0.00 / 0)

I mean, "birth-rite"? Is this like a christian thing, the Masons, O.T.O or something even more sinister like The Cheesebilderburgers?

If, by some slim bit of fate, he means "birth-right", then how does one qualify for citizenship if not by birthright? Obstacle course run? "Peter Piper" said fast ten times? A set of tests administered by the same people who administer the Microsoft Professional Certification tests(OH GOD NOOOOoooo!!!)? Hanging out with the cool kids in high school? Surviving a briss without anesthesia at the age of 21?

If you flunk, then what? Soylent Green? Permanent sub-human status? Noogies? Life as a eunuch?

Something tells me that:

1. This idea needs a lot of fleshing out.

2. Somebody may have let a frothing Paulbot get a little too close to a computer with an Internet connection.

3. Someone over at Sabrin Sentral is a moron, who understands no-farging-thing about the Constitution.

The nom de plume has a long and distinguished history.

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by: Tandalayo Scheisskopf @ Mon May 05, 2008 at 17:19:24 PM UTC

Bankground Checks (0.00 / 0)

Here's point 5 of Sabrin's release:

5. For those illegal immigrants who want to live, work and pay taxes (but not be granted citizenship) they must pay a financial penalty and go through a thorough bankground check to become a legal resident.

What the hell is a bankground check?  Do we rub soil from the local savings and loan on them?

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by: huntsu @ Mon May 05, 2008 at 19:29:41 PM UTC