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The Marching Malkins: Wingnuts Aim Their Ire at Burlington Township High School

by: Steven Hart

Fri Apr 06, 2007 at 12:20:08 PM EDT



"Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid!" was the conservative mantra long before 9/11, but the Keystone Kops operation known as the War on Terror has given right-wingers license to turn the volume knob up to 11.

And yet the public, working on the evidence of its eyes rather than the blinkered ideology of the Bush cultists, constantly has to be reminded to be afraid only of certain kinds of terrorists. It has the temerity to notice that while Islamist violence abroad is certainly dangerous, we have plenty of homegrown terrorists with light complexions and flag decals on their vehicles to worry about as well. This annoying tendency of the reality-based community keeps conservative pundits and bloggers in a near-continuous state of sputtering Yosemite Sam outrage.

This fear-crazed brand of wingnut political correctness is in full noxious flower this week as Michelle Malkin - whose eruptions of nonsensical outrage occur as regularly as blasts of steam from Old Faithful - rallies the troops against Burlington Township High School in New Jersey, where school and municipal officials staged a mock-terror drill that involved a fictional milita-style group rather than a bunch of swarthy Muslims in turbans:

Steven Hart :: The Marching Malkins: Wingnuts Aim Their Ire at Burlington Township High School
The drill scenario was created by the Burlington Township Police Department and was written in an information packet describing the objectives of the drill. It specified that two armed men invade the high school through the front entrance, shoot several students in the hallways, then barricade themselves in the media center with 10 student hostages.

  The written scenario used by police during the drill described the intruders as "members of a right-wing fundamentalist group called the "New Crusaders' who do not believe in the separation of church and state. They also have a strong commitment in their right to bear arms."

  The scenario also indicated the mock gunmen went to the school seeking justice because the daughter of one of the men was given detention and eventually expelled for praying before the beginning of class.

This was enough to send Malkin into orbit. In her column she denounced the exercise as "whitewashing jihad" and on her blog she ran gruesome photos showing dead Russian schoolchildren following a massacre by Chechen rebels.

As Sadly, No! points out, Malkin didn't have to look on another continent to find examples of innocents murdered by terrorists. But for some reason she opted to ignore the truck-bombing in Oklahoma City as an example of terrorism. David Neiwert of Orcinus, who has known Malkin since her days as an ambitious but not terribly bright baby winger in Seattle, obligingly links to this report on the scores of right-wing terror plots that have been uncovered in the years since the Oklahoma City atrocity. And let us not forget Eric Robert Rudolph, who detonated a bomb in an Atlanta park during the Olympic games to express his outrage over lesbianism and pro-choice laws.

Not a turban or a Koran in the bunch. And something tells me that when the culprit behind the anthrax attacks is finally caught (or, as seems more likely, leaves behind a deathbed confession decades from now) he won't have any camels parked in his garage, either.

Because despite the bloviations of Malkin and her cohort, our government has no trouble arresting and detaining Muslims on suspicion of swarthiness. Its problems stem from the fact that it screws up the investigations.

And right-wing pundits have a problem almost as big. Because if you read Rudolph's statements on why he planted bombs to murder people during the Olympics, his utterances aren't all that different from the kind of bile that gets flushed regularly through the spigots of Fox News and the columns of conservative pundits.

Maybe that's why the wingers want everyone to keep watching for a threat from abroad. Because there's a big smelly can of worms waiting to be opened right here, and it's not hard to see why somebody like Michelle Malkin would prefer to keep it from being opened.

Cross posted at The Opinion Mill.

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Even the Scenario is stupid (4.00 / 1)
This is ridiculous:

The scenario also indicated the mock gunmen went to the school seeking justice because the daughter of one of the men was given detention and eventually expelled for praying before the beginning of class.

The police who wrote this should know that you cannot get detention or expelled for engaging in personal prayer before a school.  Everyone has the right to engage in personal prayer at any time, assuming it's not disruptive to the classroom.

This is a right-wing lie that is repeated over and over again, and even by liberals quite often.  "Schools won't let students pray!"  "God was kicked out of school."  It's a blatant and stupid lie that is not accepted as gospel.

Schools often allow Christian groups and Muslim groups and Jewish groups to use meeting rooms and other school resources just like any other student group.  What they don't do is endorse these actions or deny these actions. 

And the ACLU -- the bugaboo of the religious right -- has repeatedly filed suit to prevent schools from infringing on individual expression of religion, whether by commission or omission. 

Anyway, just felt like introducing a new thought into this parade of idiocy.


Prayer in school (0.00 / 0)
Any high school student can tell you there is plenty of prayer in schools--like before an algebra test.


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Michelle Malangagangadinddong is what you get... (0.00 / 0)
When you give a person with Histrionic Personality Disorder^10 a column, a blog(that her husband, Jesse, mostly writes...) and face time on TV.

That said, I recommend you all toddle over to the blog "Orcinus". Written by the scholarly expert on hate crime, David Neiwart, he has recently posted something about this. One of the things he points out is that right-wing extremists have committed far more terrorist acts in the US than the Islamofacists(sic) could ever hope or dream of doing in several lifetimes.

Mr. Neiwart is an expert on the subject. Michelle and her ilk are nuts. It is up to the gentle reader to choose his or her own source material.

Here's a start:

http://dneiwert.blogspot.com

The nom de plume has a long and distinguished history.


If The Shoe Don't Fit; Cut The...... (0.00 / 0)
......****.

These folks are suffering from a case of "...thou dost protest too much..."

People who are offended by the existence of such a scenario are in a state of denial.  In almost any group of millions of people there are likely to be a few sickos who take things to violent irrational extremes.

The scenario in the drill is objectively valid as a possibility; period.

Clearly that reality is something that some folks in the "religious right" find unpalatable; and their vehement objections only serve to underline the validity of the scenario.

The truth has a certain sting to it when one does not wish to face it.


Really dumb. (0.00 / 0)
The politics of the terrorists/extremists needn't apply here. There was no reason to include that aspect of the drill, it had absolutely no bearing on evac. times or offical response. Pure sillyness.

"Where ever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Bonzai

Ms. Michelle Ramalamadingdong (0.00 / 0)
or whatever - just doing her best to speak up in defense of the Tim McVeigh wing of the Republican party.

From an alum (0.00 / 0)
I'm an alumnus of BTHS, and I frankly couldn't believe that this happened in my boring little HS in my sleepy little hometown. Despite having a Democratic mayor and town council, it seems that the municipality is somewhat socially conservative overall. I was, for example, the only Jew in my high school for two of my years there, and there were no openly gay students (I have come out since leaving...as I knew it would draw definite ire from my classmates and their parents if I had during school) either. Considering the relatively religious population of the town (it's very heavily Catholic and Methodist), and the fact that the school's Bible Club has always been very active, I'm surprised that the administration would sanction such a scenario as it did. I'm not passing judgment one way or the other, but I can't say that I'm not a /little/ pleased that they DID choose to go the route they did rather than the invoking the usual middle eastern terrorist routine...I think it implicitly demonstrates to the students that terror can, indeed, take many forms (though I also agree that the /exact/ situation need not have been specified, but since they did choose to do so...) It definitely shows a certain chutzpah on their part...and they are very definitely playing with fire considering the townspeople.

Also, as an above commentator suggested, such a scenario is not realistic. In fact, the school's Bible Club does (or at least did while I was there) meet every morning to pray before class..with the approval of the administration, I might add.


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