Since We are Godless Libertine Democrats, they say...

by: Tandalayo Scheisskopf

Sat Mar 03, 2007 at 07:57:48 AM EST

I can't help but wonder what a kid of about 14 thinks when his or her mother is pole dancing. I would likely have gone straight to hysterical incontenence.

As music by Shakira played, she strode up to grab the portable pole in the living room of her well-appointed lakefront home here, wrapped her right leg around it, swung wide with her left, and spun. When she reached the bottom, Ms. Cottam, in a pink "Got Pole?" tank top and black workout pants, tossed her hair back, mudflap-girl style.

"Kick it right out of the ballpark, just kick it," she encouraged her five friends and neighbors. Making way for the women to try the move, Ms. Cottam backed into a rocking chair draped with pink and purple feather boas that partly covered her twin sons' two teddy bears.

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Morris County used to be such a sedate place, where the wildest times were found at the Episcopal Church coffee hours on Sunday. *sigh*