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Tosser of the Day

by: Juan Melli

Thu Feb 22, 2007 at 09:32:49 PM EST



It's been a while since someone was dubbed the daily tosser, but I couldn't let this one pass. John Tomicki, president of New Jersey Coalition to Preserve and Protect Marriage ®:
"We know certain people who are genetically predisposed when they have that first drink they can't stop. But the good book [the Bible] tells us drunks will not inherit the Kingdom of Heaven. So homosexuality may be a condition, but being gay or lesbian is a choice."
I know certain people are predisposed to daily bouts of verbal diarrhea, but we don't try to relegate them to second class status. We do, however, chuckle profusely in their general direction.
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The Bible also says that gluttons should be stoned to death (0.00 / 0)
and last I checked, John Tomicki could not be confused for Mary-Kate Olsen.

But Being an Idiot Is Most Definitely Genetic! (0.00 / 0)
Just look at the 2 George Bushes!  We're not quite certain from where Tomicki arose, but we can make a fairly accurate assessment that it was from a great clan of turkeys!!!

please don't insult turkeys!! (0.00 / 0)


"Discrimination caused by ignorance and fear is a tax on human progress" - Barbra Casbar Siperstein

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genetic? (0.00 / 0)
I don't know. Boneheadedness may be a condition, but being smart or stupid is a choice.

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And don't forget... (4.00 / 2)
This is the same John Tomicki who was paid $50,000 by Tom Kean Jr. for consulting services.

Whoa.  Sorry about that.  Whacking Junior upside the head at every chance is like second nature to me now.


I am not a theologian. (0.00 / 0)
Hence, this question: Does anyone know what the Bible says about being Bull Goose Loony and talking out of a very inappropriate, circularly-ordered anterior muscle group?

I think it might be of great importance for Mr. Tomicki.

The nom de plume has a long and distinguished history.


Matthew 7:1-3 (0.00 / 0)
Not a theologian either, but this is one of my favorites.

1"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

3"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?


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I Like This One Better: (0.00 / 0)
"Every Dog Has its Day!"

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Logic? (0.00 / 0)
I missed the supposed logic in his conclusions.

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