Friday Politics Haiku

by: Rosi Efthim

Fri Aug 19, 2011 at 04:39:06 PM EDT

This is the perfect week to make fun of New Jersey politics. And you know it.

Carl Lewis: in or out or in? Guadagno: Partisan of State. Christie: Putz. Verizon strikers: bringing middle class workplace concerns to a rich man's neighborhood, Christie's neighborhood. Christie (again): focus grouping? Jersey: downrated. @SenSweeney & @NossBorcross: real love? or fakester love?

It's just 17 little syllables. What could go wrong? You know the rules: 5, 7, 5 again. Take the topic suggestion left you, then set the topic for the next one. I'll start:

Suckas!
Thwock-thwock-thwock-thwock-thwock-
Got me a chopper, you guys
Suckas pay the tolls

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Christie in 2012 (0.00 / 0)

He screwed up Jersey.
He can't be worse than Perry.
But Barack prevails!

Next: Kim (hearts) Carl - not!

Blog: http://www.deciminyan.org

by: deciminyan @ Fri Aug 19, 2011 at 22:19:20 PM UTC

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Christie in 2012 (0.00 / 0)

Nominee Christie
Large, formidable black cloud
Scrutinized/Vanquished

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mmgth

by: mmgth @ Fri Aug 19, 2011 at 22:37:14 PM UTC

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Kim (hearts) Carl - not! (0.00 / 0)

Katherine Harris
But with a business fetish
She's the decider?

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It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.

by: Rosi Efthim @ Fri Aug 19, 2011 at 22:42:53 PM UTC

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