Haiku - Special Saturday Edition

The Wrath of Sweeney (0.00 / 0)

Steve says he's angry
Blue Jersey sees through it
Like his shiny scalp.

Next topic: NJ TV

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

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by: Jersey Shore John @ Sat Jul 09, 2011 at 14:33:30 PM UTC

NJTV (0.00 / 0)

Derivative crap
Hosted by a boss' son
Isn't good for Jerz.

"We do not consider patriotism desirable if it contradicts civilized behavior." - Friedrich Durrenmatt

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by: KendalJames @ Sat Jul 09, 2011 at 15:32:56 PM UTC

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Sorry (0.00 / 0)

Next topic: Nordubato

"We do not consider patriotism desirable if it contradicts civilized behavior." - Friedrich Durrenmatt

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by: KendalJames @ Sat Jul 09, 2011 at 15:51:56 PM UTC

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OK...in my best Yoda voice... (4.00 / 1)

Bad for New Jersey
An unholy alliance
Nordubato is.

Next topic: Veto overide

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by: toaonua @ Sat Jul 09, 2011 at 17:22:03 PM UTC

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My first go at Haiku. Veto Override: (4.00 / 3)

Acts after the play
none get a bouquet
an empty theatre

Next Topic: Education Reform

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by: FreeDem @ Sat Jul 09, 2011 at 18:06:51 PM UTC

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#edreform (4.00 / 2)

Wall streeters lick chops
Finally foot in the door.
We will eat you all.

"We do not consider patriotism desirable if it contradicts civilized behavior." - Friedrich Durrenmatt

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by: KendalJames @ Sun Jul 10, 2011 at 01:38:28 AM UTC

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Wow. (0.00 / 0)

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

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by: Rosi Efthim @ Sun Jul 10, 2011 at 14:56:44 PM UTC

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Sweeney Creed (4.00 / 2)

my plan is insane
And my response is profane
Now I'm Christie's bitch  

If we don't stand together, we fall alone
That didn't last long.

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by: Couch Potato Politics @ Sat Jul 09, 2011 at 22:21:31 PM UTC

It's Sunday (0.00 / 0)

And I'm still laughing at this one.

But it needs a next topic. So, I'll do it: Lightning.

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

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by: Rosi Efthim @ Sun Jul 10, 2011 at 15:01:03 PM UTC

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No Trenton Thunder. (0.00 / 0)

Flash! and a Kab-OOm!
I cower at the power.
Feigning standing tall.

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by: FreeDem @ Mon Jul 11, 2011 at 03:46:42 AM UTC

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Next topic (0.00 / 0)

We're going to have to do haiku more often. You people are forgetting to give yourselves the privilege of naming the topic for the next poet. So I will:

Next topic: Veto override.

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

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by: Rosi Efthim @ Mon Jul 11, 2011 at 04:05:19 AM UTC

Veto Override (0.00 / 0)

Quixotic venture.
Blue Jersey tweets the action.
Follow us today.

Next: Derek Jeter

Blog: http://www.deciminyan.org

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by: deciminyan @ Mon Jul 11, 2011 at 11:11:31 AM UTC

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