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I declare Rainy Thursday Haiku

by: Rosi Efthim

Thu Oct 14, 2010 at 03:46:34 PM EDT



For a hundred reasons I could say - but I won't - and a hundred more you can file under the general heading of because, I declare a Rainy Thursday Haiku. You remember the rules: 5 syllables, then 7, and 5 again. Write your haiku on the topic the last poster suggests, then call the next topic for the writer after you. Here are some to inspire you

All topics open, but I would love to hear how you're going to win your campaign, what you're doing today, what happens if the GOP takes the House ... you get the idea. I'll start:

Hot tomato soup
Cold outside, colder inside
Where did my friends go?

Next topic: Chris Christie for President

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Christie (4.00 / 1)
Visits Iowa
The long national nightmare
Is about to start.

Next up: Jersey (Shore), Jersey (Housewives), Jersey (Soprano State)

Scott Garrett - on the wrong side of, well, everything.


Jersey (Shore), Jersey (Housewives), Jersey (Soprano State) (0.00 / 0)
Here in New Jersey
Everyone fools or crooks?
TV is not true

Next: ARC Tunnel.


Frank LoBiondo Record and Jon Runyan Watch


ARC Tunnel (0.00 / 0)
A tunnel of love,
or dashed hopes left to die in
Christie's Love Canal?

Next: coal miner rescue


[ Parent ]
Coal Miner Rescue (4.00 / 1)
Subterranean
chamber now empty, rescued
But will we still drill?

Next: DADT

Jeffrey Doshna


[ Parent ]
DADT (4.00 / 3)
Don't Ask Don't Tell's Wrong
Leonard Lance is a coward
We deserve better

GOTV


[ Parent ]
GOTV (0.00 / 0)
Progressives unite!
Come to the Seventh District!
Help Potosnak WIN!

Next topic:  John Adler, the Norcross machine, and their fake Tea Party candidate


[ Parent ]
Not today, Gracie (0.00 / 0)
I declare not today
3rd sucks all the oxygen
No more third today

Next topic: Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


[ Parent ]
John Adler (0.00 / 0)
Fake Tea Party Guy
Means one term for John Adler
Despite Health Care Vote.

Next: Phillies vs Giants

Blog: http://www.deciminyan.org


Phillies vs Giants (4.00 / 1)
Up is Giants and
Down is Philly Phanatic
Geography: done

Next topic: Jon Steward & Stephen Colbert

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


[ Parent ]
Stewart and Colbert (4.00 / 1)

Jon is from Lawrence
and Colbert, Montclair. Only
New Jersey is sane.

Next: medical marijuana regulations


[ Parent ]
medical marijuana regulations (4.00 / 1)
Chris got the munchies
Now he wants to stop the fun
Because he got fat

[ Parent ]
Oh btw! (0.00 / 0)
Next topic: Frank Lautenberg

[ Parent ]
Amanda Lawson - - New topic (0.00 / 0)
Welcome to Blue Jersey, Amanda. You left off a new topic, so I'll add one for you:

Mark Zuckerberg

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


[ Parent ]
Whoops, sorry didn't see, Amanda. (0.00 / 0)


It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

[ Parent ]
Frank Lautenberg (0.00 / 0)
Lautenberg Station
looms over the meadowlands.
The man knows transit.

Next: Mark Zuckerberg
(whew, it all worked out okay)


[ Parent ]
Rebuttal to Alefa_Zegota (3.00 / 1)
Yes, but remember...
Alito is from Trenton.
We have our nuts, too.

Blog: http://www.deciminyan.org

[ Parent ]
the nuts are mixed in, good point (0.00 / 0)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
also did a stint in the
Garden State. She rules.

[ Parent ]
aand of course... (0.00 / 0)
Good old Antonin,
a Trenton boy who makes laws
no one wants to take.

[ Parent ]
Mark Zuckerberg (4.00 / 1)
Socially inept
If you believe the movie
Big checks can buy Friends

Next topic: political fundraisers

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


political fundraisers (0.00 / 0)
pooling together
poor people's pennies while the
rich have everything

next topic: foreclosure


[ Parent ]
Foreclosure (0.00 / 0)
Wall Street Journal says
Investors waking up now
Third homes in trouble?

Next topic: What's politically incorrect?


It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


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