New Rules - The New Jersey Edition

by: PocketAces

Wed Jun 07, 2006 at 01:56:19 PM EDT

New rule: Junior must make a campaign appearance with President Bush.  Last night on News12 NJ, both Junior and Tom Wilson both said they would welcome George W. Bush to the Garden State to campaign with Junior.  I want to see that happen.  Or will this just be another Junior flip flop?

Corrollary to New Rule #1: Junior for Senate drivers are banned from Route 1.

New Rule: The first line of any primary concession speech should be: "I want to thank [name of primary opponent] on a well-fought race.  I hope to be able to work with [name of primary opponent] to bring the party together to defeat [name of Republican opponent]."  To do otherwise is being a sore loser. **Cough, cough.  Joe Vas.  Cough, cough**

New Rule: Losing 67-33 is not a good showing -  it's an ass-whuppin'.  On the same note, 75-25 is a major ass-whuppin'.  It's not a moral victory.  The only victory is that of your political consultants who are now richer because of you.

New Rule: Menendez supporters need to follow Junior around with lawnmowers to all of his events.  Yes, it may be a touch annoying after a while, but it would be pretty damn funny until then.

New Rule: You should not be allowed to put out a statement criticizing someone's proposals until you actually have heard the proposal. Senator Bucco, this means you.