NJ Correspondents Club Annual Show

by: Juan Melli

Wed May 17, 2006 at 11:41:09 PM EDT

(I'll post more audio tomorrow...)

Jewish boys just seem to find out early
How to open doors with a huge smile
The former governor, he won't have to worry
He'll bounce job to job and go in style

Late at night when Drumthwaket got lonely
Troopers all sent home so they can't spy
They stay up late and play a game for hours
Roll the dice to see who plays the guy

You won't find that in the book
Don't bother buyin
Aint worth a look
You want details? You'll be mistook
There ain't no way he'll write that in the book

Party bosses helped with all those voters
Gave him what he needed - those county lines
But they wanted jobs and those state contracts
The farms, the grants and all those billboard signs

Jim he knows where lots of bones are buried
He doesn't need them now their pay don't play
Think he'll name some names and tell some stories
He wasn't born again, just said he's gay

He won't write that in the book
Don't bother buyin
Aint worth a look
You want the lowdown? You'll be mistook.
There ain't no way he'll write that in the book.

So he met a man, found a new life partner
A wall street type who's a perfect 10
But we don't know more - he's hiding all the details
Book's title won't be "All the Governor's men"

So he heads back all the steamy gossip
If you want that sort of thing go buy GQ
He won't talk about the leg he broke in Cape May
Won't say who was there or Golan would sue

He won't write that in the book
Don't bother buyin
Aint worth a look
You want the truth? You'll be mistook
There ain't no way he'll write that in the book

Buddy you won't find that in the book.