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Lazy Friday Political Haiku

by: Rosi Efthim

Fri Mar 26, 2010 at 03:22:05 PM EDT



It's been a good news, bad news week. Health care reform - imperfect, compromised - on its way to reality. Score, Obama! Which of course is driving right-wingers all over the country to pitch a nutty. The Hill, which watches such things, says momentum's flipping back to the victorious Democrats so fast, the GOP's got whiplash. And now, the bad news: Here in NJ, the budget is draconian, the governor eternally pissed off for some reason. And as these facts sink in, gloom settles upon the landscape.

Perfect haiku material. You remember the rules, right?  Write one (5 syllables, then 7, then 5) on the topic suggested, then suggest the next topic yourself. I'll start:

Vice President F-bomb

He talks like I do
This is a big effing deal
Eat shit, GOP

Next topic: What's wrong with Christie?

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What's wrong with Christie (4.00 / 2)
I hate those teachers
Bus riders make me angry
Tax cuts for the rich!

Next topic: John Adler

Frank LoBiondo Record and Jon Runyan Watch


What's Wrong With Christie? (0.00 / 0)
Three balled, half brained

and heartless!

Screws the poor, shafts the middle

Whore for the rich.


Next Topic.....The Crazy Weather! (0.00 / 0)


[ Parent ]
Skip the weather....go directly to John Adler! :-) (0.00 / 0)


[ Parent ]
Nick (0.00 / 0)
Do I have to get the haiku syllable police out on you?

5-7-5  :-)



It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


[ Parent ]
Next topic: (0.00 / 0)
Adler

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

Adler (4.00 / 1)
Would have loved to help
But I was washing my hair
And, you know, busy

Next topic: The Crazy Weather!

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


One More on Adler (0.00 / 0)
Lame-duck Congressman,
Linebacker won't be much worse,
Better candidate coming?

Now, on to the weather.


Weather (0.00 / 0)
The weather is cold
Snowpocalypse has arrived
Now, weather is warm

Next topic: Jon Corzine

-Jordan O

http://pinelandsprogressive.blogspot.com


Jon Corzine (0.00 / 0)
Corzine gets new gig
back to the financial world
see you on Wall Street

Next topic: Christie's budget


[ Parent ]
What's wrong with Christie (0.00 / 0)
You Can't blame us in Mercer County, we gave Corsine a better winning margine then in 2005. Of course now he thanks the city of Trenton by cutting off the in-lieu of tax payment, which will devistate our budget. I don't think this guy thinks about any thing before he does it.

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