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Blue Jersey Friday Haiku

by: Jason Springer

Fri Feb 05, 2010 at 12:15:00 PM EST



As we head toward a snowy weekend, how much depends on where you are in the state, let's begin in rhyming style.

We have plenty of material as usual including the talk this week over don't ask don't tell, the current state of the healthcare debate, the movement to abolish COAH, Delaware dredging issues, the Baldini trial, and Governor Christie using his veto power while he asks for more. That's just a sampling.

Rules are simple: You compose a haiku (5 syllables, then 7, then 5) on the topic the last poster suggests. Then you get to set the next topic.

First topic: Baldini Corruption Trial

Healy Baldini
Only one is on trial
They both don't look good

Next topic: Don't ask, Don't tell

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Don't Ask, Don't Tell (4.00 / 1)
Die for your country
But better die than marry.
What logic, Shirley.

Next topic:  Dana Redd's proposed massive salary increases


Dana Redd's proposed massive salary increases (4.00 / 1)
my city is broke
might as well fill some pockets
before we're in jail

Next topic:  Which anti-marriage equality Democrat has the biggest bulls-eye on her/his back?


Which anti-marriage equality Democrat has the biggest bulls-eye on her/his back? (0.00 / 0)
Which one thrown out first?
John, Paul, Dana, or Shirley
Who cares? Let's just start.

Next topic: New Jersey allows mail-order wine


New Jersey allows mail-order wine (0.00 / 0)
Drink up, New jersey!
By the bottle or the box!
(At least it's not bills...)

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.


[ Parent ]
Next haiku topic (0.00 / 0)
Snow day!

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

Snow day (0.00 / 0)
This is the way the world
ends: By snow, by snow, by snow.
White dust on sidewalk.

Next topic: Beldini and/or Dwek


[ Parent ]
Dwek (0.00 / 0)
Do they believe Dwek
the jury needs to decide
that will determine

Next topic: Teabaggers want to recall Menendez


[ Parent ]
T-bagging Menendez (0.00 / 0)
Nutjobs dream fondly
of teabagging Senator.
No homophobes here!

Next: What Jon Corzine is doing now.


[ Parent ]
What Jon Corzine is doing now (0.00 / 0)
sipping daquiries
getting a tan while gays and
lesbians still wait

Next:  Weinberg for New Jersey 2013


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