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Three Supervillains No Match for President Bush

by: dfa_lewis

Tue May 02, 2006 at 10:24:47 AM EDT



Three Kryptonian fugitives who arrived on Earth six months ago have abandoned their plans to dominate the planet. "We realized that we are too late to destroy America's democratic institutions or enslave the peoples of third-world countries," said their leader, General Zod. "While we were imprisoned in the Phantom Zone, the administration of George W. Bush stole our thunder. We salute this leader of the planet Houston."

The arrival of the supervillain group, which also includes supporters Ursa and Non, had been predicted in 1980 by the motion picture Superman II. The group blamed their late arrival on "enhanced security" in their two-dimensional prison.

Asked about his future plans, General Zod said he would work on "election reform" in support of his 2008 presidential campaign. The general, who plans to run as an independent, said he was concerned about "irregularities in [the] 2000 and 2004" presidential elections, as well as a "lack of ballot access to third-party candidates."

On the web:
http://www.zod2008.com/
http://www.generalzod.net/

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