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Blue Jersey Friday Haiku

by: Jason Springer

Fri Nov 06, 2009 at 02:00:00 PM EST



The votes have been cast, the election is over and now it's time to regroup in rhyming style as we start the first weekend without campaign commercials in forever with the Blue Jersey Friday Haiku.

Rules are simple: You compose a haiku (5 syllables, then 7, then 5) on the topic the last poster suggests. Then you get to set the next topic.

First topic: 2009 Election results

Christie wins the race
it wasn't really that close
One Assembly loss.

Next topic: Healthcare vote

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On Health Care Vote.... (0.00 / 0)
Life or Death....  

Whos Choice?

Money Screams......Choose me!

Profits high!

People die....

Shit.

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Next.....

Jon Corzine....



On Jon Corzine (0.00 / 0)
Lots of Money Spent
And Negative Ads Produced
But Not Four More Years

Next ..... Lame Duck Session


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Lame duck session (0.00 / 0)
The bled suburbs roared
The Blue machines now sputter
Lame duck quackery

Next..... rats flee sinking ship


[ Parent ]
Lame duck (0.00 / 0)
Staggering towards '10
Post-election wounded bird
Can my friends get hitched?

Next topic: Codey

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


Lame Duck (4.00 / 1)
Lame Duck Miso Soup
Lesniak Not Invited
Corzine Eats Alone

Next: 2013


Rats flee sinking ship + Codey (0.00 / 0)
The old pol, crafty
Let the governor sink now
Rat has press release

next topic: Adler says no to public option

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


i'll bite (0.00 / 0)
i wish that i had
the same plan as congresspeeps
alas i do not.

next topic: project runway

activist for hire.Follow jay_lass on Twitter


[ Parent ]
Project runway (4.00 / 1)
Nina disapproves
But, what channel is it now?
I can't make it work

Next topic: Jon Corzine

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


Jon Corzine (4.00 / 1)
Goldman Sachs guy goes
Jabba the Hutt oozes in
Bush's last revenge

Next topic: World Series

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.


[ Parent ]
Jon Corzine (0.00 / 0)
Goldman Sachs guy goes
Jabba the Hutt oozes in
Bush's last revenge

Next topic: World Series

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.


[ Parent ]
Jon Corzine (0.00 / 0)
Top of the ticket
Took good locals down with him
Should we have dropped him?

Next topic: halloween candy


[ Parent ]
World Series (0.00 / 0)
Dems in South Jersey
What a miserable week.
Corzine, Phillies, out.

Next: Halloween candy?


Halloween Candy (0.00 / 0)
Wrapping looks the same
But then you open it up:
Smaller and smaller

Next: NY23

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.


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