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Blue Jersey Friday Haiku

by: Jason Springer

Fri Oct 30, 2009 at 01:30:00 PM EDT



At this time next week, we will know who wins the race for Governor and have the results for the rest of the elections across the state

Here's our final Blue Jersey Friday haiku of the 2009 election season and as usual, we're not lacking for any potential topics. With the polls all over the place, campaign fundraising and spending down, the NJ Turnpike World Series, the federal health care debate moving forward and Christie having his own set of street signs, we have plenty to play with this week.

Rules are simple: You compose a haiku (5 syllables, then 7, then 5) on the topic the last poster suggests. Then you get to set the next topic.

First topic: Polls

Polls are all over
It's too close to call right now
Each vote will matter

Next topic: NJ Turnpike World Series

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NJ Turnpike World Series (4.00 / 1)
Soon the Yankees win
The yankees win, yankees win
Yes the Yankees win.

Pretty good, huh?

Give me a haiku on the amazing Chase Utley to compensate for my Yankees bias

Frank LoBiondo Record and Jon Runyan Watch


Two haikus - World Series, Christie's LGBT-bashing (4.00 / 5)
World Series

Phillies and the Yanks.
What ratings!  I watch
Sex and the City.

Christie's LGBT-bashing

Christie, you gay bash.
But I have a bash for you.
My Winter Wedding.

 


Seriously. Cracking up. (0.00 / 0)
Well played.

Mr. Goldstein, the choice of a new haiku topic is yours.  

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


[ Parent ]
Robo-calls (4.00 / 1)
It's all I can stand,
If I get another call
I'll vote for my pet.

One more World Series Haiku? (4.00 / 1)
NJ Transit series
Change at Trenton for SEPTA
It beats the traffic.

Next Topic: Really, Chris Christie?


Turnpike World Series? (4.00 / 1)
Turnpike World Series?
The World Warms As We Speak.
Trains are the Future.

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