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Blue Jersey Friday Haiku

by: Jason Springer

Fri Sep 04, 2009 at 12:30:00 PM EDT



There's no better way to start the holiday weekend than with our Friday installment of daily politics in verse.  Rules are simple: You compose a haiku (5 syllables, then 7, then 5) on the topic the last poster suggests. Then you get to set the next topic.

First topic: Jackson's EPA v Jackson's DEP

Jackson's EPA
aimed at Jackson's DEP
odd situation.

Next topic: Christie's driving

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Christie's driving (4.00 / 1)
I see Chris Christie
bam!

Next haiku: Sweeney vs. Codey

Frank LoBiondo Record and Jon Runyan Watch


Hopeful (0.00 / 0)
Okay, I have to just totally break haiku form here and tell you that cracked me up.  

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  

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Sweeney v. Codey (4.00 / 1)
Tough guy, all swagger
I'm lying in wait for you
South Jersey will rise

Next topic: Codey v. Sweeney

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


Christie's driving (4.00 / 1)
Christie's road habits:
Can't he find the right of way?
Taking up both sides!

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.


Next topic: (0.00 / 0)
Codey v. Sweeney.

Have at it!

It's not a particularly snappy signature, but here's what I think we need in the next NJ Democratic State Chair.  


Codey v. Sweeney (4.00 / 1)
Sure, Codey's been our
Governor. But can he beat
The Norcross machine?

Next topic:  Joe Roberts' retirement


[ Parent ]
Jackson Haiku (0.00 / 0)
Lisa Jackson spun.

New Jersey Press corp wrote it.

Jeff Tittel praised it.


Jackson Haiku (0.00 / 0)
few NJ greenies
bow down at Ms. Jackson's feet
not all bought the spin  

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