Deep Thought

by: Adam L

Fri May 08, 2009 at 10:30:02 AM EDT

• A prior libel suit settled with an admission of guilt.
• Being told that he wasn't getting the USA job but then magically getting it after hundreds of thousands in fundraising and donations by him and his brother.
• Shady circumstances surrounding the non-indictment of his brother for securities fraud.
• Tens of millions in no bid monitoring contracts to the man who didn't prosecute his brother as well as to his former boss.
• Being on the list of USA's to be fired then somehow not being on the list after a very interestingly timed "investigation" into Senator Menendez right before the 2006 election that was over before it even started.
•  Double speak, stonewalling, ignoring court orders and contradictions over the widespread use of warrantless monitoring of cellphones by his office.

With all of these skeletons in Chris Christie's closet, maybe he should open up a Halloween shop.....