Lick the Lame Duck Rally in D.C.

Duck at Rally
No, you didn’t miss the Lick the Lame Duck Rally yet, and I did not photoshop this. But isn’t it perfect?

Far be it from me to poke fun at the intended seriousness of a Tea Party gathering in our nation’s capital. After all, they’re currently feeling the shock not only of a botched GOP fight for the White House (Romney was so not the right candidate, they say, and well, duh), but also the loss of Chris Christie and the wonder-rays of conservative goodness that emanate from his very fingertips (okay, that might be overstating).

And so, like the fabulous Kill the Bill Rally they threw in D.C. as a more equitable health care system was rising, Americans for Prosperity (AFP), lead here in NJ by Steve Lonegan, is inviting its minions to yet another D.C. rally. The scare this time? President Obama and “Taxmageddon”.

Stop the Liberal Lame Duck Madness!

Register NOW to Lick the Lame Duck Rally with AFP on Thursday, December 13 in DC!

Really? You don’t like the president’s “radical agenda” or “Big Government” so you’re going to go lick a duck? This might be a poor choice. Duck might not like it.

The rightiest of the right wing has a history of embarrassing nomenclature. After all, these are the good folks who brought you the teabagger movement before somebody finally … Ermahgerd – that means WHAT with a scrotum??

Perhaps they weren’t familiar with John Waters’ Pecker. BONUS: Famous teabagger scene from John Waters’ Pecker, below the fold!)

3313864503_16bcc382faOf course when teabagger finally clicked into place (roughly 2 minutes after they looked up Santorum on teh Google) they fervently denied they ever called themselves teabaggers, willfully denying their own history. But I kid, because I love.

And now, just because I love you people so much, here’s the teabagging scene from Pecker. Jump!

Teagagging scene from John Waters’ Pecker

Lick the Lame Duck Rally in D.C.

Duck at Rally

Far be it from me to poke fun at the intended seriousness of a Koch brothers-fueled gathering in our nation’s capital. After all, they’re currently feeling the shock not only of a botched GOP fight for the White House (Romney was so not the right candidate, they say, and we tend to agree), but also the loss of Chris Christie and the wonder-rays of conservative goodness that emanate from his very fingertips (okay, that might be overstating).

And so, like the fabulous Kill the Bill Rally they threw in D.C. as a more equitable health care system was rising, Americans for Prosperity (AFP), lead here in NJ by Steve Lonegan, is inviting its minions to yet another D.C. rally:

Stop the Liberal Lame Duck Madness!

Register NOW to Lick the Lame Duck Rally with AFP on Thursday, December 13 in DC!

Really? You don’t like the president’s “radical agenda” or “Big Government” so you’re going to go lick a duck? This might be a poor choice. And the duck might not like it.

The rightiest of the right wing, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Koch Brothers Industries, has a history of embarrassing nomenclature. After all, these are the good folks who brought you…………….

suggests they’re not familiar with John Waters’ Pecker. As it were.

Teabagging is forbidden here at The Fudge House.

willfully forgetting their own history.

bags

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Let’s show President Obama and the liberal left we are not quitting. We have not been beaten!

President Obama and his liberal cohorts in Washington, D.C. are counting on you and me to quit. The Big Government elitists think they have a mandate to ram through their radical agenda during the Lame Duck session of Congress and impose more job-killing taxes on the American people.

“Taxmageddon” is looming and American taxpayers are facing a staggering $495 BILLION tax hike next year unless Congress and the President act to stop it: Expiration of the “Bush tax cuts” amount to a $166 BILLION hit alone and the first wave of ObamaCare taxes pile on another $23 BILLION! (Click here to read more about the Lame Duck threats!)

The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has forecast that if these massive tax hikes occur, the American economy will dip into recession and that unemployment would spike to 9.1%!

New Jersey Taxpayers Hit Hardest

And according to the Tax Foundation, if the nation falls off this “Fiscal Cliff” New Jersey taxpayers would be hit harder than taxpayers in any state in the country. New Jersey taxpayers would experience the highest increase as a percentage of income — a 6.82% hike — equivalent to a whopping $6,933 per median family of four!

Yet President Obama and liberals in Congress are hell bent on raising rates. And they think you and I are going away.

Well, AFP is here to say and it’s time to dust ourselves off and send that message to President Obama and our representatives inside the Beltway!

AFP will be rallying in Washington, D.C. on Thursday, December 13 at the Capitol to oppose this Lame Duck agenda, stop these devastating tax hikes and make sure Congress follows through on cutting spending as promised!

This is not a time to give up. This is a time to step up!

CLICK HERE TO REGISTER FOR AFP’s LAME DUCK RALLY NOW!

Buses will be leaving from various points across New Jersey including AFP headquarters in Bogota, Wyckoff, Moorestown, Monmouth, Pennsville, Sparta, Parsippany, East Brunswick, Elmer, Egg Harbor and Middletown.

Register by November 30 for just $18 per person- a small price to pay to defend our liberty and preserve our Economic Freedom! Late registration is $25 per person.

What: AFP Lame Duck Rally

When: Thursday, December 13 at 1:00 p.m.

Where: Upper Senate Park across from the U.S. Capitol (Click for map)

Tell Gov. Christie: NO ObamaCare Exchange in NJ!

Thursday, December 6 and Friday, December 14 – Those are now the two critical dates concerning an ObamaCare exchange in New Jersey.

By Thursday, December 6, Gov. Christie must decide whether to sign or veto the bill that would establish an ObamaCare exchange in New Jersey

Friday, December 14 is the new date for states to inform the federal government if they plan to create their own ObamaCare exchange

Either way, Gov. Christie needs to hear from you now!

Stopping the establishment of an exchange in New Jersey is the most important thing you and I can do to thwart ObamaCare.

TAKE ACTION: Click here to sign AFP’s action alert letter to the governor! And follow up with a call to the governor’s office at 609-292-6000! Let him know that you expect him to stand up for our health care freedom and oppose this disastrous law.

PolitiFact: Lonegan Right on Medicaid!

In a recent Asbury Park Press op-ed, I said that “Sixty percent of New Jersey doctors do not accept Medicaid patients.” That assertion drew the attention of the fact checkers over at PolitiFact-New Jersey who decided to examine my claim.

But guess what? This time the PolitiFact team admitted the truth: I was right!

Click here to check out PolitiFact’s analysis!

UPCOMING EVENTS

On Tuesday, November 27, I will give an address before the West Bergen Tea Party regarding “Where we go from here?”

Where: Larkin House, 380 Goodwin Ave, Wyckoff, NJ 07481 (Click for Map)

When: 7:00p.m.-8:00p.m., Tuesday, November 27, 2012

On To Victory,

Steve Lonegan

State Director

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Comments (3)

  1. ken bank

    Any ideas? I don’t like using “teabaggers” because of the inevitable comparisons. Any other options besides the ones I listed?

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  2. Rosi Efthim (Post author)

    If they want to be called Tea Party, I have no problem calling them that. I think teabagger is in-bounds at least tongue-in-cheek because they also wanted to be called that, before they found out what that was.

    But teanut? teatard? teabillies? No way. Those – particularly the middle one – are insulting and mean in a multitude of ways (and to a multitude of people). I don’t think I’d call anybody those things.  

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  3. Bertin Lefkovic

    Colonelbatguanocrazy (a variation on batshitcrazy that is also an homage to Dr. Strangelove) teabagging wingnut works best for me.

    As a big John Waters fan (like the original Producers, the original Hairspray will always be superior to the Broadwayized version, but John Travolta does give Divine a run for his money and Queen Latifah was probably better than the original Motormouth Maybelle), I love the idea that the TPM will be forever associated with one of his movies.

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