The Huffington Post reports that Newark Mayor Cory Booker, thanks to his unrelenting tweeting, has secured hundreds of coupons for free Hot Pockets, soon to be distributed to Newark’s residents.
No, I’m not kidding.
As of 5:40 this evening, PSE&G’s outage map shows between five and ten thousand Newark customers still without power. No word yet on how these folks will be able to enjoy their delicious, decidedly non-organic snacks without electricity to power their microwaves.
Perhaps the mayor can use his heat vision…
I can also do popcorn!