Making a fashion statement at the polls isn’t always easy, so imagine my surprise when I made several this morning in Nutley!
Is my Union Jack a statement about taking my country back to a time when a tea party meant the possibility of burnt toast instead of burnt crosses?
Is this just another Downton Abbey moment “every day has trouble with an American?”
Or am I pretending to emerge from a tanning booth instead of a voting booth, this is Nutley after all.
I’m not telling! Now get out there and vote!