Mitt Romney is going to be at the Parsippany Hilton tomorrow night, sharing a stage with his #1 stand-in, Chris Christie. Got $500? That’ll get you in. They’ll rake in big bucks; $500 gets you in the door, max out to Romney and get your picture taken with him and the big guy.
Romney should have been able to shut down all or most of the competition by now. But so far, he’s been uninspiring enough that Republicans keep looking past him to … anybody else, including some pretty unstable characters. If you wonder what it will look like Monday night when Mitt walks on a stage with Christie, well, you may have already seen it.
Saturday Night Live cold open:
Can’t scrub the 30-second ad. Practice making elephant noises.